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yogi
March 29th, 2007, 19:44
A Priest, Rabbi, and a Bishop are walking down the street one hot summer day. When the Bishop said "Hey, Let's get a drink". They all agreed, but soon found they were all broke. So the Priest said, "I have an Idea. Let me go in to this bar and see if it works." He orders a glass of wine, drinks it, and the bartender said "That'll be $5.00 father" and the Priest said, "But I already paid you." The bartender apologized for his mistake and went about his business. The Priest then left and told the Rabbi and the Bishop what to do. So in went the Bishop. Ordered a beer drank it, and when the barkeep asked for his money he said, "But, I already paid you." So of course the bartender apologized to the man of the cloth, and went back to work. And the Bishop left. He went outside and "It really works!" So now it's the Rabbi's turn. He goes in orders a drink, and when the bartender asked him for his money the Rabbi said, "I already paid you, where's the change for my $20?"